and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
and she was petting her beer can
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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