This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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