idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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