Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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