bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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