What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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