I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Randomize
