Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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