Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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