its not stalking. its research.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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