She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
