i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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