My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
NoShamevember. You game?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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