But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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