O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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