you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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