no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
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