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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
My feet surprised me
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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