I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
