We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Girls should come with a carfax report
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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