Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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