I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My penis needs a shock collar
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I'm always down for nudity.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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