Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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