she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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