Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize