What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Randomize
