Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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