Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
