Yo dont text me then not text me
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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