Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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