How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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