i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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