Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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