It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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