Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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