yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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