How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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