On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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