We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Man, jail baloney is awful.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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