It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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