Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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