Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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