mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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