How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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