I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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