I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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