shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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