I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize