Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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