So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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