He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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