Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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