How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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