The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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