Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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